My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad that I eventually had to take his...
Dog Jokes
My ex girlfriend had a dog.
That thing was so crazy I ended up putting her ...
Miss Bishop was teaching her class of 6-year olds.
Miss Bishop was teaching her class of 6-year ol...
How do you make a cat bark like a dog?
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at ...
My puppy sniffed my meds, guess that makes him "a drug sniffing dog".
But seriously stop sniffing my pill bottles puppy.
What does dog poo and women have in common ?
The older they get the easier they are to pick ...
What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?
A person who stays up all night wondering if th...
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"A police officer."
"A police ...
An African and a German guys met on Facebook...
They talked for some time and after a while the...
My dog is like Tumblr.
They bark and whine whenever they feel threaten...
Where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs?
Right where you left it.
A man walks into a zoo...
But there is only a dog. It's a shih tzu.
A Man walks into a Zoo
The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’...
My dog's got no "O"s.
- How does it spell?
- "dg".
Man's Best Friend
Leo bought a dog for his wife, Linda, and the d...
A man comes home to find his wife in bed with his best friend, he immediately picks up his gun and shoots the wife
He gives the dog a second chance though
The Purina Diet
Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag o...
A man walks into a zoo...
...the only animal in the whole entire zoo is a...
My dog had a tick once,
Someone recommended i try the "lighter fluid an...
Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic man?
He lies awake all night wondering if there's a ...
A woman had her dog neutered
because she was told it would curb the animal'...
What do you call a dog wearing a watch?
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch ...
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
The clerk examined the paper and politely told ...