She was rushed to the hospital where she was examined and told she would be fine. The doctors also checked on her baby, since the wounds were to her stomach, and informed her she was in fact pregnant with triplets, two girls and a boy and that all three children were fine.
The woman gave birth to the three children, two girls and a boy and they grew up happy and healthy.
13 years later, the mother is sitting at the kitchen table when her daughter comes running out of the bathroom. "Mommy, mommy, guess what? You'll never believe it, but I was peeing and a bullet came out!" Shocked, the mother has no idea what to make of this and is at first puzzled and concerned, until it dawns on her, the shooting when she was pregnant with her kids. So she has her daughter put the bullet on the table and explains about the shooting 13 years ago.
About ten minutes later, her second daughter comes running out of the bathroom. "Mommy, mommy, guess what? You'll never believe it, but I was peeing and a bullet came out!" Amazed, the mom says, "this is unbelievable, the same thing just happened with your sister, sit down, I'll explain." So her daughter puts the bullet on the table and her mom tells her about the shooting as well.
Not more than five minutes later her son comes running from the bathroom yelling, "Mom, Mom, guess what, you'll never believe it." By this point the mom thinks she has it figured out and goes, "let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?"
"No," the son replies unable to contain his excitement, "I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"
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