If you want to understand who loves you more, your wife or your dog, lock them both on the balcony

Tarzan loved...

Tarzan loved played around in the trees with the monkeys, he enjoyed it so...

How to Clean your...

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers...

A man wins a...

Having never done anything like this before in his life, he goes to visit a...

I once shot an...

How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

Redneck quickies 32

You might be a redneck if...Your clawfoot bathtub sometimes serves as a...

I felt like a golfer

Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack...

Why don't you...

Because their too hopped up on crack and politics to have an appetite.

A guy meets an...

**Guy:** Hi ! It's been what... 30 years ?? How are you ? What happened in...

You might be a...

You have hot flashes at a cattle auction.

What sort of drug...

Quack cocaine