Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Clever dog


A dog walks into a butcher's shop with a purse...

Marriage Schedules


Schedule of a Wife and Mother:


Attempt to wa...

A comedy�s Guide to life


There are two theories to arguing' with a woma...

Rob the supermarket


A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbi...

Hot Dogs


Two Chinese tourists were visiting USA. After ...

Top 16 Worst Breakup Excuses


16. Ow ... I banged my head! That really hurt!...

Bad Neighbours


A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a ro...

Grinch Quiz!


How to Tell if You're a Grinch


This is a set...

Clinton 'n' Buddy


Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton ...

Who is Marylou?


A woman came up behind her husband while he wa...

Blew Chunks


The night after the boss's Christmas Party, I ...

Shipwreck


A guy, a pig, and a dog are the survivors of a...

This dog is acting badly


While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog d...

Boxer Dog

Q:What dog goes into a corner everytime a bell ...

Recipe...




Recipe (noun)


A series of step-by-step i...

Catholic Dog


Muldoon, the farmer, lived alone in the countr...

I have two friends in


I have two friends in North Georgia named LeRo...

WOOF!!!!!!


IS THAT YO MAMMA OR IS YO DOG WALKIN BACKWARDS.

Redhead, Brunette & Blonde Robbers


A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a s...

Insults 5


She's got more chins than the Hong Kong teleph...

Just browsing


A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into...

Purebred Police Dog


The ad in the local newspaper read: "Purebred ...

Redneck Defined


You can tell your age by the number of rings i...

Little Red Man


One day a little red man was taking a little r...

An amazing talking dog


A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man pr...