She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.
She's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would
play with her.
She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!
Sit down and give your mind a rest.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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