Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Smart Dog


A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse s...

A bunch of Palindromes


Dennis sinned.Dennis and Edna sinned.Dennis, N...

Blonde Robery


Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked...

Classified Ad:...


Classified Ad:


Found: Dirty White Dog
Looks...

Vet Analysis


A man takes his rabbit to the vet and asks "Is...

Return the Dog


Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and...

Diet Plan


Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tr...

Lawyers Dog


A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were argu...

The dog with no legs


what do you call a dog with no legs?
no need ...

Redneck Medical Terms


Benign..........................What you be af...

Three-legged Dog


A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the ...

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?...


What do you do with a dog that has no legs?


...

Dogs vs. Men


Dogs are better then Men


Dogs do not have p...

Vet


A man runs into the vet's office carrying his ...

Q. What's the difference between a dead dog...


Q. What's the difference between a dead dog i...

Irish Lamp Post


Did you hear about the Irish lamp post?
It pe...

Blonde Dogs


Question: Why does a blonde dog have lumps on ...

An Unusual Vet


There was once an aspiring veterinarian who pu...

Dealing with Telemarketers


1. If they want to loan you money, tell them y...

A good chess player


A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to...

The Wonder Dog!


A salesman dropped in to see a business custom...

Martha Stewart's Christmas letter to Erma Bombeck


Hi Erma,This perfectly delightful note is bein...

Blame the dog


A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening...

Two nursury rymes re-made


Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some ...

benladin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


there was a wee boy who owend a hot dog stall ...