Clever dog

A dog walks into a butcher's shop with a purse in its mouth and sits in front of the meat case.


"What is it, boy?" the butcher asks, joking around. "Want to buy some meat?"


"Woof!" barks the dog.


"What kind? Liver, bacon, steak"


"Woof!" interrupts the dog.


"And how much steak? Half a pound, a pound"


"Woof!" barks the dog.


The amazed butcher wraps up the meat and finds the money in the dog's purse.


As the dog leaves, the butcher decides to follow.


It enters an apartment building, climbs to the third floor and scratches on the door.


With that, the door opens and an angry man starts yelling at the dog.


"Stop!" yells the butcher. "What are you doing? That's the most clever animal I've ever seen!"


"Clever?" counters the man. "This is the third time this week he's forgotten his keys!"


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo