Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Polish Sausage


A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "...

Hide the Duke


a boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for...

Glossary of Medical Terms


Alternative Medical Terms
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Getting your dog into a bar


Note to the civilized world: They don't let do...

What you learn from Kids


THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM MY CHILDRENBy a Weary...

How desperate?


What did the saint say when asked if he was co...

Depressed in bar


A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed....

THE SMARTEST DOG


A doctor, an engineer, and a lawyer go out hun...

Crossbred Dogs:...


Crossbred Dogs:


Pointer + Setter =
Poinsett...

How to Tell if You're a Grinch


This is a set of essential personality tests t...

It's Erev Rosh HaShanah, and services are...


It's Erev Rosh HaShanah, and services
are abo...

Blondog


Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?
...

Unless you're the lead dog,


Unless you're the lead dog, your view doesn't ...

Susie walkin the dog!


A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the do...

Dog Fishin'


What kind of fish does a dog catch?
Catfish.

Burglary


Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked...

Recipe


A series of step-by-step instructions for prep...

What's in the bag?


A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a s...

Dog Poetry


I Lie belly-upIn the sunshine, happier thanYou...

Blonde Medical Terminology


ARTERY--The study of fine paintings. BARIUM--W...

Potatoes


A red head, a brunett and a blondy are busted ...

If you are not the


If you are not the lead dog, the scenery never...

Can you relate to this!


Can any of you relate to these "addiction" qui...

Dog vs. Fox


Q: What is the difference between a dog and a ...

Patato sacks


Once there was a blonde a brunette and a red h...