Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Inner Strength


If you can start the day without caffeine or p...

Rabbit From the Grave


Two middle aged women lived next door to each ...

The K-9 Royals Fan


A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden ...

Does Your Dog Own Yo


Does Your Dog Own You?See how many of these st...

Dumb blonde


There was a burnette, red head, and a blonde. ...

Realizations That You're Not in College Anymore


(1) You're waking up at 6 am instead of going ...

HEIR A DOG


TWO FLEES CAME OUT FROM A BAR FULLY DRUNK.SEEI...

Two blondes


There were two blondes sitting in the park and...

You think the last words


You think the last words to the Star Spangled ...

Hide the dog


On preparing to return home from an out of tow...

A watch dog


Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch do...

Disneyland Olympics


From Topfive.comThe Top 17 Differences if the ...

BAAAAH!


Once there was this brunette who was driving h...

Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic


What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do?...

Dog vs. Leopard at Safari


A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Afr...

Bullets in a cake


One day there was a grandmother, her 2 grandau...

Dog protest


What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 17...

Another Dog With No Legs


Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?


A: I...

Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac


Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, ...

Indian Humor


The privilege of naming all the children of th...

The Top 16 Disney Excuses for Using Haitian Sweatshops


!6. "Asian sweatshops all booked solid with Ni...

Too Much Coffee


You know you've had too much coffee when...

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Card-Playing Dog


A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed...

What you learn from Kids


THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM MY CHILDREN By a Wear...

Canine Complex


A man walked into the office of the eminent ps...