Once there was a blonde a brunette and a red head.They were driving and they went past the speed limit so the police were coming.They saw three patato sacks at the side of the road so they stpped the car and each hid in one.Thepolice came to the potato sacks and kicked the one with the red head and the red head said"MEOW MEOW."So the police thought it was a cat ten thy kicked the one with the brunette and she said"WOOF WOOF."So the police thought it was a dog.Then came the blonde the police kicked the bag and the blonde said"POTATO POTATO POTATO."
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