Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

You Know You're a Redneck When...


- You wet the bed and ten people immediately k...

Lawyer quickies 1


Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of ...

You ask your 10-year old


You ask your 10-year old son how to spell a wo...

A man walk in a pets store and saya can i...


A man walk in a pets store and saya can i have...

Diet


Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tr...

Dog drink


how do you make a dog drink?
put it in a blen...

Blinded around


one day this blind man deciced to go out to to...

Dog story


A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight on...

The blind skydiver


A blind man was describing his favorite sport,...

Why does a dog lick himself?...


Why does a dog lick himself?


- Because he ca...

The amazing flying dog


A lady was expecting the plumber; he was suppo...

Outside a Dog...


"Outside a dog, a book is a great companion.
...

Your dog's shots are up


Your dog's shots are up to date but your child...

Escalator


An Irishman went to London and found himself i...

Bumper Stickers


Horn broken. Watch for finger.


Your kid may ...

Skid Marks


What is the difference between a dead dog in t...

The Top 14 Song Titles if the Artists Re-Made Them Today


14> The Eagles -- "Pantsful, Queasy Feeling...

Englands problem


Why cant Englands rugby team own a dog?
Beca...

Cats & Dogs


Q: How do you make a dog meow?


A: Put it in...

If progress is technology moving


If progress is technology moving forward,then ...

The Dyslexic, Athiest, Insomniac


Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic, athiest, i...

Dog


Why did the dog cross the road?


It was the c...

You have an Internet addiction when . . .


Your heart races faster and beats irregularly ...

A TEENAGER IS...


- A person who can't remember to walk the dog ...

Help Wanted


A local business was looking for office help. ...