Polish Sausage

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like a Polish sausage."


The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"


The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?


Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?


Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?


Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"


The clerk says, "Well, no."


With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"


The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo