Does Your Dog Own Yo

Does Your Dog Own You?See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog.*You believe every dog is a lap dog.*If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.*You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.*You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.*You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.*You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.*No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).*You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself*You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.*You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighbourhood. You know their names.*You let the neighbour dog sleep over.*You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.*Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.*When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.*You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.*You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.*Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.