Two middle aged women lived next door to each other, and they usually got along fine expect one had a dog the kept harrassing the others rabbits. One day the woman came to find her dog shredding one of the rabbits to pieces. Scared she quickly tore the rabbit away, Ran into the house, and washed it up. She did everything from combing it to putting on fake fur. Then she placed it inside the cage - which was outside - against the wall to make it look like it was just resting. Later she was out gardening and her neighbor ran out and said,"I found my rabbit in its cage and its been dead a week."
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