On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got
a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having the time to
get the paperwork to take the puppy on board, the man just hid
the pup down the front of his pants and sneaked him aboard the
airplane.
About 30 minutes into the flight, a flight attendant noticed the
man shaking and quivering. "Are you OK, sir?" "Yes," said the
man, "But I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get
the paperwork to bring a puppy on board, so I hid him down the
front of my pants."
"What's wrong? Is he not housebroken?" "No, that's not the
problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!"
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