The K-9 Royals Fan

A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the
bartender, "No dogs allowed in the bar." "Oh please?," begs the customer.
You see, you're playing the Royals game, and my dog is a really big fan of
the Royals." "You're trying to tell me that this here dog is a BASEBALL
FAN?! Both of you get out of my bar," says the bartender. "No animals
allowed, and YOU belong in a mental institution. Dogs don't like
baseball!" Just then, the Royals get a hit. The dog goes wild. He jumps up
on the bar and hops around in circles on his hind legs. Then he does the
same on his front legs! The bartender is astounded. "That is the most
amazing thing I've ever seen! Who ever thought a DOG could like baseball?!
I'm curious though....if he gets that excited when the Royals get a hit,
what does he do when they get a home run?" "I don't know," confesses the
owner, "I've only had him for five years."