Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Dead Rabbit


Years ago, while lying in my hammock and drink...

Clinton As King Leer


Scene 1. A forest glen. Enter Witch Tripp and ...

You're a redneck ... you bring your dog


You're a redneck if.... You bring your dog to ...

Kids on proverbs


A first grade teacher collected well known pro...

blind pilots


One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a...

3 Dogs


A young girl is wandering through a park in th...

I'll use my Seeing Eye dog


There was once a man from the city who was vis...

Man's best friend.


Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and...

Your dog can't watch you


Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.Y...

Unfaithful Husband


"Sally," asked Linda thoughtfully one day, "wh...

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!


Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and...

What does a man do on two legs, that a dog...


What does a man do on two legs, that a dog doe...

Two Irish Nuns


Two Irish Nuns have just arrived in the USA by...

Dog Competition


There once was a dog show to determine the wor...

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog


A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash...

What Would You Do?


"Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at t...

Blondes and Banks


a blonde a brunete and a redhead rob a bank, t...

Three Aggies and A Mushroom


There were three idiots and a mushroom. The fi...

Potatoe Sack


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the...

Top 16 signs you hired a bad firewokrs expert


1> For kicks, sticks roman candle in empty ...

1-Legged Dog


Q: What do you call a one legged dog?
A: It d...

You're a redneck ... you sit up all


You're a redneck if.... You sit up all night w...

Kid Axioms


"Accent asked students at Columbus' Beck Schoo...

Revelations In Life


Revelations on My Life


1. I'm not into work...

Lose Weight Fast!


There one was a heavyset guy who had tried eve...