How To Clean A Cat
1. Throughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the req...
Dog Jokes
Fetch
The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog ...
What kids say
'Never trust a dog to watch your food.' - Patr...
Tax Deductions
The owner of a small New York sandwich deli wa...
Real Signs Found In Various Places
Unlike Humorless bureaucracies, real people ca...
Lysdexic humour
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic inso...
Job Hunting Dog
A sign was hung in an office window. It read:H...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Income Tax: C...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everyth...
Ways To Be Offensive At A Funeral
1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish...
A watch dog
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch ...
Q. What do you call a dog with real short...
Q. What do you call a dog with real short leg...
Mary had a little lamb
mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a buck...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles...
Life Reflections by George Carlin
1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It lea...
Potatoes
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decided to...
A blind man and his dog in a bar.
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog,
...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed ...
Barking
What's the difference between a woman and a do...
Blonde Dyes Her Hair Brown
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of h...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane...
Talented Dog
A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The b...
Ribbons for snoring
Ribbons for Snoring
A woman walks into a res...
Suzy's Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just o...
Dog of a man
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