Two Irish Nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat. One nun says to the other
"I heard that the occupants of this country eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America we might as
well do as Americans do."
So both Nuns walk towards a hot dog vendor. "Two Dogs, please," says the first
Nun. The vendor is only too happy to oblige, and wraps 2 hot dogs in foil.
Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs". The first
Nun opens hers and stares at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun
cautiously ask, "What part of the dog did you get?"
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