Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Q. What goes "Marc, Marc"?...


Q. What goes "Marc, Marc"?
A. A dog with a...

Explaining his claim


A farmer who's been involved in a terrible roa...

No natural light


This guy walks into the bar and tells the bart...

Cookbook


What is the title of the new Vietnamese cookbo...

He's friendly


Two men were standing on a corner next to an o...

Dog


What do you call a dog with a cold?


A germy ...

The Smart Dog


Some rednecks were sitting around talking abou...

Going Nuts


A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take ...

10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!


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Harry Potter Quiz


What did Harry Potter do when he found the thr...

Computer doctor


One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My el...

Childish Proverbs


A first grade teacher collected well known pro...

One-Eyed Blonde


Two blondes are walking down the road when one...

Yo mamma


yo mamma so dumb she thought that a horse was ...

Cool REAL Signs!


At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)
"Best Place...

I believe for every drop


I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a...

One day Jim complained to


One day Jim complained to his friend, "My elbo...

Atlanta Olympics


Three guys are trying to sneak into the Olympi...

Q: Why is a tree like a dog?


A: Because they both lose their bark when they...

The Hunter


A barman looks out the window of his bar and s...

Jets Dog


A guy walks into a bar with a dachsund under h...

Best Jokes


How do you make a cat sound like a dog?


You ...

Tough Bikers


A highly timid little man ventured into a bike...

Dogs and Dem Womenfolk


What's the difference between a dog barking on...

Redneck quickies 24


You might be a redneck if...


You've ever hit...