"Accent asked students at Columbus' Beck School, and Dublin's Chapman Elementary to study a list of 20 axioms with the key words missing." These are my favorites:
If you can't stand the heat, get a Pool.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.
A bird in the hand is messy.
Don't count your chickens, eat them.
You can't teach and old dog new math.
When in Rome, do Roman numerals in math.
When in Rome, do bulls run around town?
Too many cooks, so little meals.
A fool and his money are my best friends.
Look before you run into a pole.
A rolling stone is a singing rock group.
A rolling stone makes you flat
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