Why Chinese vet never hungry?
Dog have rice.
Dog Jokes
A three legged dog walks into a bar...
Goes up to the bartender and says "I'm lookin' ...
A business was looking for office help and puts a sign on the window
The sign reads: "HELP WANTED: We are an equal o...
What's the wrong way to feed the cat?
to the dog.
Lewis Grizzard, featuring Bubba & Earl
We are playing Auburn. Sanford Stadium. Natio...
A man takes his dog to the vet.
A man's dog is very sick and won't do anything ...
What do you do all day?
A man came home from work and found his 5 child...
So I went to a zoo the other day....
But all they had was a dog
It was a shih tzu
A Pirates life for me...
A first mate says to his captain "sir i have th...
Three-legged dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon and says...
Since we seem to be doing talking dog jokes today...
A man walks into a talent agency, carrying a sm...
Woof
A German Shepherd went to a Western Union teleg...
The intelligent dog
Roxy, a large black Labrador, was sitting up in...
There is a man shipwreck on an island
There is a man shipwrecked on an island and he ...
A Jets fan walks into a bar with his dog.
The bartender says, "Hey bud, no pets allowed i...
I went to the Zoo today, only animal there was a dog...
It was a Shih Tzu
A lion walks into a bar... (x-post from r/punny)
The lion sees a good-looking lady dog across th...
Dog Bar Mitzvah
A man walks into a synagogue with his dog. He g...
A dog walks into a bank and asks for a loan...
The teller says "What collateral are you offeri...
Two rednecks are sitting on a porch...
...watching a dog licking itself.
One redneck ...
Chunks
A guy walks into a beer store, and asks the emp...
Learned this when I was eight, still one of my favorites.
A blonde a brunette and a redhead are walking a...
A woman (Orange County Ca. )brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon...
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulle...