A list of hilarious ambiguous headlines
All of these are from http://www.fun-with-words...
Dog Jokes
Two guys and their dogs are walking down the street...
...one's got a german shepherd and the other's ...
If a young boy dog is called a puppy...
then what is a young girl dog called?
A puppet!
Two Irish nuns are on a boat to the US...
Two Irish nuns are on a boat to the US, when th...
How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they...
A classic...
A man is sitting on a park bench, enjoying the ...
20 Things for when You're Bored.
1 . Put a Dora doll on the ground, in the store...
I named my dog karma
She's very well behaved.
A Texan Is Walking Around Rural Ireland With A Very Aggressive & Dangerous Looking Pit Bull On A Leash.
He passes a ramshackle farm with an old man sta...
Blind Man
A blind man walks into a department store with ...
The noblest of dogs is the hot-dog...
...it feeds the hand that bites it.
A dog named joke
A dog named joke starts playing with his owners...
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?
He stays up at night wondering if there really ...
Late Night Phone Call To The Vet
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in hea...
There once was a women who had a hundred children..
There once was a woman who had a hundred childr...
A woman pregnant with triplets......
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down...
Happy the Dog
There's this family with 2 kids and a dog named...
Three Legged Dog
A three legged dog walks into a bar in the Old ...
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6. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was ...
When life starts
A Priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi are having a dis...
My tree went missing.....
so I took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog.
The Knight
Once upon a time, a king was having troubles wi...
A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor...
...and says "Make me one with everything."
So there's this blonde...
and she's sick and tired of being stereotyped a...
What kind of dog can you milk?
A titbull.