how do you know asians have broken into your home?
the dog is gone, the homework is done and they'...
Dog Jokes
What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?
They both want to bury their bone.
Jar Full of $10 Bills
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of $...
Dog or Wife?
Your Wife is shouting at you to open the front ...
Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth.
For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling no...
What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 6 beers.
My all time favorite joke. American/Russian dog fight
The Americans and Russians at the height of the...
A man brought his rabbit to the vets office...
A man brought his rabbit into the vets office, ...
Went to a hot dog convention hoping to meet some women
but it turned out to be a sausage fest
My dog smells...
...Like Philippino food.
Did you hear about the guy that taught his dog not to eat?
A man slowly weaned his dog off of food. Every ...
Hairy
My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) co...
A first grade teacher was having trouble...
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having t...
What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Old Mrs. Hubbard
Old Mrs. Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch...
Two animals in a forrest.
Two animals are walking together in the forrest...
I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now i can't find him.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was Mweauuuuuao...
I got my dog from an orphanage like, two years ago.
Those orphans STILL hold a grudge.
Cats and ladders
A fire-fighter was working on the engine outsid...
Does Snoop Dog wear and apron when he cooks?
Yes, for sizzles.
Edit: Snoop Lion
How come when I find a stray dog, take it home, and give it a bath everyone calls me a saint...
...but when I do it with a kid everyone just ca...
Some funny pick up lines
Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in you...