The lion sees a good-looking lady dog across the room and decides to approach. She's not interested, so the lion gets all mad (like lions tend to do, I guess) and eats the dog in one big bite.
Later on, the lion is back at the bar and orders a drink. He remarks to the bartender, "Man, I'm feeling really tired today."
And the bartender says, "Maybe it was that barbiturate."
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