A guy walks into a beer store, and asks the employee,
Guy: This is my first time buying beer, what do you recommend?
Employee: Bud Light is popular?
Guy: I'll take a 24 then. Same guy comes into the same beer store a week later and asks the same employee for a 24 of different beer.
Employee: Did you not like the Bud Light?
Guy: No, it made me blow chunks.
Employee: That happens to all of us if we drink to much.
Guy: You don't understand, Chunks is my dog.
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