He complains about chest pains. The doctor nods and asks him to wait. The doctor excuses himself for a moment and returns with a labrador. The dog sniffs the man, licks him and is the taken away by the doctor. The doctor now returns with a cat , it licks the man and scratches him with its paws. Its then taken away. The man is now confused. Meanwhile the doctor returns.
And says "That would $500."
The man was now furious and said "But for what I have only been here for a few minutes and you haven't even checked me up , all you did was fool around with a cat and a dog".
To which the doctor replies "But sir its for the LAB test and the CAT scan."
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