A policeman is walking down the road when he sees a man with a brick tied to a dog leash. He decides to go and humor him, walks up to the man and says, "Hello sir, I like your dog!"
The man looks at the brick, then the policeman, and says, "It's not a dog, it's a brick."
The policeman replies, "Oh, sorry, I thought you ... never mind," and walks off, puzzled.
As the policeman goes out of sight, the man turns to the brick and says, "We fooled him, didn't we Buddy? Yes we did, yes we did!"
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