Another nun joke
Two girls who had been left on the doorstep of ...
Dog Jokes
dog and the fly
what did the dog say to the fly
stop bugging m...
A guy meets a friend walking a dog
So a guy is walking along by the river, comes a...
Hippie jokes
Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your h...
What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a...
There's a young farmer who really likes tractors... (Shaggy dog story)
One day when ploughing the fields he sees a not...
5-year-old Loses Reelection
The five-year-old mayor of a small town in Minn...
There is an animal a dog is always trying to find.
Wolf.. Wolf .. Wolf ..
One day an old dog lost his way while chasing rabbits
One day an old dog lost his way while chasing r...
So i was talking to my friend who's a dyslexic philosopher
And he says to me "You know what, recently i've...
A priest and a nun were visiting from Ireland to New York City one day...
And heard that in the US they eat dogs. The t...
My Asian friend bought a dog today! Guess how much they got it for?
$5.50 per pound.
So a guy is watering his lawn...
and he notices two hearses slowly coming down t...
Five Jokes Which Have Never Produced Laughter
The 5 jokes that have never produced laughter, ...
What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?
Answer in comments.
What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?
hush puppies
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar, and asks:
-who owns th...
The Best Diagnostician
One day a man complained to his friend, “My elb...
The police came to my house earlier and said my dog had chased someone on a bike...
I said, "You must be joking, officer. My dog do...
Once there was a guy...
...who had a dog with no legs.
Everyday he took...
What do you call a magic dog in French?
A magi-chien.
Did you hear about the government funded study that found that vicious but restrained dogs could have a sobering effect on people using LSD?
It was a taxes chained-dog acid-cure.
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo drizzle.