and he notices two hearses slowly coming down the street. Behind the hearses is a guy walking a dog and behind them is a long row of men walking single file behind him.
The guy curious to know what happened approaches the guy walking the dog. "What happened here?" he asks. The guy replies, "Well this dog here killed my wife and then killed my mother-in-law right after." The guy watering his lawn thinks for a few seconds and say to the guy, "Hey, you mind if I borrow your dog?"
The guy looks at him and then turns around and says, "Get in line."
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