What do they call a dog in Iraq?
A Shia pet.
*friend of mine came up with this...
Dog Jokes
I went to the zoo the other day...
The only animal they had was a small dog.
It wa...
What starts with an F and ends with a K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having t...
How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Corny Jokes
What kind of bees produce milk?
--Boobies
Why...
Racist Dog
A man is walking his white dog in Central Park....
What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber?
My brothers may have been eaten to death, but h...
I have a dog that can perform magic tricks.
i call him Houndini..
Three drunks sitting at a bar
Three drunks sitting at a bar discussing who wa...
A dog walks into a bar.....
Bartender comes over and asks...."why do you lo...
The Newest Jokes
Some scientists decided to do the following exp...
What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?
Groomer has it
What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?
A melon collie!
I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen...
...they were reigning cats and dogs.
Why I never get drinks at the bar with my dog...
I'm afraid of getting woofied.
What did the boy say when his dog died?
What did the boy say when his dog died?
I'm ...
A man is told by his employer that he has to go see the company doctor in order to keep his insurance...
He reluctantly goes, and is amazed to find no e...
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
I would too if my name was NUYHAIMONBARG
A father and son take the family dog, Max, for a walk after dinner...
After a few blocks the dog stops walking to ent...
cute little dog
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little ...
What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?
Total Eclipse of a Fart
Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and say...
Two men see a dog licking its nads
The first man says, "I wish I could do that." ...
I named my dog Herpes...
If she's good, she'll heel.
(Stolen from Prisc...
Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic dyslexic?
He was up all night wondering if there was a dog.