The five-year-old mayor of a small town in Minnesota lost his bid for reelection. The five-year-old mayor made a real effort to drum up support, by shaking hands, and kissing other babies.
…the mayoral race had some pretty stiff competition this year; the 5-year-old was running against a stray dog, a packet of taco mix, and a cardboard cutout of Eminem.
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