Hippie jokes

Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house?

A: He's still there.

Q: What did he say when you told him to leave?

A: Namaste.
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Q: What's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?

A: The joint won't make it all the way around the circle.
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Q: How do you starve a hippie?

A: Hide his drug money under the soap.
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Q: What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of weed?

A: Man, this music sucks!
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Q: What do hippie chicks and hockey players have in common?

A: They both shower and change pads after 3 periods.
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So this guy got his dog really high. He tells the dog "Play dead." And the dog says, "Nah man, play Floyd!"
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Please add more if you think of them, most of my friends are "hippies" and these jokes freakin crack me up.