Dog Jokes
My dog died recently. It was really hard for the whole family.
But it was even harder to flush her down the to...
How do you change a cat into a dog?
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and...
What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?
a sub-woofer!!!
A dog walks into a telegraph office
He goes up to the counter and asks to send a me...
What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?
A person who stays up at night, wondering if th...
What did the red dog say to the blue dog?
Nothing, dogs can't speak.
A joke that fell flat in my local subreddit. Is it really that awful?
I think pets shouldn't have to just sit in cage...
shot in the stomach (NSFW)
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down...
A dog walks into a bar
and says I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
Dead Duck
A woman brought a very limp duck in to see a ve...
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
You would too if your name was "GWWAAAANNNEEEHH...
What's the difference between a dog and a cat?
If a cat were big enough it would eat you.
A valuable life lesson.
So, be me. A cowardly 6/10. Move into a new nei...
What Do You Call a Terrible German Hot-dog Stand Owner?
The Wurst Guy.
What do you call a zoo that only has one dog?
A shit-zoo.
An American soldier and two miners are on a helicopter.
The miners are carrying iron ore and the Americ...
My grandfather was an ace dog fighter
he taught Michael Vick everything he knows!
A Dog Walks Into Bar...
A dog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The b...
3 men running from gangsters
3 men running from gangsters turn into a dead e...
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
Any kind. Buildings can't jump.
I cried when my dad chopped up onions for his sandwich..
Onions was always my favorite dog...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It really won't matter. He isn't coming anyway.