A three-legged dog walks into a bar.
"I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw"
Dog Jokes
So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town.
It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*
Did you hear about the dislexic, agnostic, insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there reall...
Job taken seriously
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking a...
So a priest walks by a bunch of children standing around a dog.
> Alright, I can't claim this joke. I took it f...
There was a professional hockey player that had to go to an away game, but he couldn't take his dog along with him.
He got 2 minutes for boarding.
As a child I was made to walk the plank.
We couldn't afford a dog.
Courtesy of Gary D...
A brunette, a redhead head, and a blonde are running from the cops...
The girls quickly turn a corner and see three e...
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet...
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. ‘My dog’...
My mom murders jokes.
A guy goes into a bar and asks for the stronges...
Three blondes went for a walk in the country...
...when they stumble upon a line of tracks in t...
Dog names
A guy asked his blonde friend, “What are the na...
The amazing machine
One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My ...
A man walks into a pet store...
A man walks into a pet store. He asks the man f...
So there are two race horses named Moe & Joe (Joke by a friend from middle school)
So there were these two racehorses named Moe & ...
Two guys are walking in the woods...
Two guys are hiking in the woods and see a deep...
My pet dog named Doug ran away.
Now everybody calls me Doug-less. :(
A guy calls his friend about the previous night of drinking....
"man, I was so drunk last night that when I got...
Medical bills
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having t...
A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas.
The vet says: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this...
You hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering whether or not...
a dead duck
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...