An American soldier and two miners are on a helicopter.

The miners are carrying iron ore and the American soldier is carrying bombs to a special facility. The soldier looks at the altimeter and sees that they are going down. He tells the miners this and they all agree to throw three sacks full of each's cargo. They all throw it over and land a few hours later at a nearby helipad. While the soldier is driving the bombs to the facility, he sees a little girl crying. He asks her why she is crying, and she replies, "I was walking my dog and a rock fell out of the sky and killed it." He drives along, thinking how sad the girl must be. He then gets to a town. A boy is crying. He asks why he is crying. He says back, "My brother was lying down on top of a hill and a rock crushed his leg." Finally, the soldier gets to the town where the facility is located. He goes past another boy who is laughing hysterically. He asks him what was so funny that made him laugh, to which he replies, "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"