A man is out driving in the countryside
A man is out driving in the countryside where h...
Dog Jokes
What is a dog's favorite candy?
Feces pieces
Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?
She was a little husky.
Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"
What happened to the dog?
A woman pregnant with triplets was a victim in ...
What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?
Is there really a dog.
Dog lover joke.
I have a magic dog...
It's a labracadabrador.
• My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.
She was furious, she said *"what am I supposed ...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As
she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulle...
What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?
Nothing. He just grit his teeth.
What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?
"Who ordered the two jumbos?!"
A Shepherd Joke
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking a...
Super Irritating
What kind of dogs use internet
The ones we call...
I accidentally sprayed spot remover on my dog...
...now he's gone.
I just got a part in a movie about dog walking
I'm playing the lead
After a long day's lazing around together, a cat and a dog decide to hit the hay...
They turn off the lights and get tucked in. Jus...
My dog would not stop digging a hole. so when he died we berried him in the holes he was digging.
he was a wired dog he was!!!!!
Outside of a dog......
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. ...
I was walking downtown and saw a sign with a pig and a dog. It said "why love one and eat the other?"
I thought to myself "they have a point. I shoul...
What's got 2 legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.
How does a Korean walk a dog?
With a little bit of oil.
A dumb blonde was really tired
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fu...
Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar.
One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicy...