Wife sends hubby to the store for makings of hot dog dinner. Mustard is on the list and she tells him to make sure it's Mister Mustard because their kids won't eat any other kind. When he returns the wife unpacks the groceries and says "where is the Mister Mustard?", he replies: "Oh, I musta missed it!" ( I made this up myself, could you tell?)
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