The 3 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work..
if you have a 2 second dog
Dog Jokes
What does a schizophrenic, agnostic, insomniac do?
He stays up all night asking himself if there i...
A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stall...
and says "make me one with everything".
A 3 legged dog..
walks into a saloon and takes a seat by himself...
I went to this zoo. All they had there was this one dog...
It was a Shi-tzu
The old dog, the leopard and the monkey
An old dog got lost in the savanna... Noticing ...
Groucho Marx once said:
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. ...
The Married Man's Best Friend Test
A married man decides to find out who really is...
101 Ways To Annoy People-Misc Joke
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the...
I went to a zoo and it only had a dog in it....
It was a Shih Tzu
Why are dog boners so classy?
Because their pinkie is out
^gross
So a cop knocked on my door this morning.
He asked, 'sir we believe your dog has been cha...
Today I saw a 'missing dog' post on the entrance door of a …
… chinese restaurant.
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate
They'll kill your dog
A fireman is at the station house
A fireman is at the station house working outsi...
Why can't you hear a dog whistle?
Because they have a hard time puckering their l...
I want to get a dog just so I can name it Stain
That way when I take it to the park, and if it ...
A man wakes up to a gorilla being in his roof
A man wakes up to find a gorilla on his roof. T...
Smartest dog
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse st...
Joke my Grandpa told me. Pastors have the best jokes.
A blind man walks in to a store with his dog. H...
I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog…
It was a shih tzu :)
What kind of dog did Dracula have?
A Bloodhound.
People say I'm a people person
It's like a dog person, but with a lot more cha...
No dogs allowed here
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to...
A talking dog walks into a saloon
He strolls up to the bar and orders a drink, wh...