The love story of 6 and 9
Sit children, and let me tell you the tale of a...
Dog Jokes
Three legged dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the O...
What is a good dog?
A dead dog.
One dog asks another dog how 2014 has been for him.
He answers "It has been a ruff year".
I went to a zoo the other day
I went to a zoo the other day
There was only on...
The apple, the orange, and the bomb
One day, a terrorist on a plane attempted to bl...
A man walks into a zoo
and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog....
A man walks into a zoo.
The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It'...
Spelling practice
It is spelling lesson. The teacher asks the kid...
In People's Republic of Korea...
Dog eat you!
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac..?
He lay awake at night wondering if there really...
What's the best way to knock out a dog?
with a woofie.
Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?
Because he's been snooping around.
A dog, a blonde, a rabbi, a priest, a nun, Helen Keller, a black guy, and a horse walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "what's this, some kind of ...
The new zoo
A new zoo opened up near here recently so I dec...
The scientist
a scientist went to a remote island with a dog ...
My best friend won't talk to me.
It's because he is a dog.
A dog fell 15 stories into a hot tub
and lived to tail about it.
My dog was diagnosed with diabetes. Its okay though, I only had to give her one shot.
I chose a .357 magnum.
my dad is like boost mobile.
where you at dog? ;(
Bad Zoo
I went to a one time and the only animal there ...
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a...
Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?
Because it keeps hitting pause.
What do you call to a dog with no legs ?
NOTHING because dog isn't going to come anyways...
Blind Date
I went on a blind date once. It wasn't a good t...