...waiting for their respective appointments. The vet goes into the waiting room and says to the dog owners, "I bet I can tell you what each of you does for a living if you let me spend a few minutes with your dogs." The owners, intrigued by the prospect, agree. The vet takes the dogs into his exam room and returns only five minutes later.
He says to the first dog owner, "Are you an engineer?"
"Yes I am! How did you know?!?"
"Well, I gave your dog a few bones and he built a little building on the floor." All three owners were impressed as the veterinarian moved to the second dog owner. "And you must be an accountant."
The second owner was flabbergasted. "I am, but how did you figure that out?"
"Well I gave your dog a few bones and she arranged them neatly in lines in order from largest to smallest." The third owner sat smugly, sure the veterinarian wouldn't be able to figure out her profession. "And you ma'am, must be a restaurant server."
The third dog owner was in complete shock, "I never thought you'd figure that out. What did my dog do when you gave him the bones?"
"Well he crushed the bones and snorted them up his nose. Then he went and humped the other two dogs and asked if he could go home early."
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