A man was invited to a private poker game. When he arrived he saw that the game had already begun. Sitting at the table were four guys and a dog. More than a little surprised, he said, “That must be a pretty smart dog to play poker.” “He ain’t so smart,” one of the guys said, “Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.”
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