So a guy goes into a bar with his dog. The bartender protests, but the guy says his dog can talk, and proceeds to demonstrate... "Scooter, what's on top of the house?"
The dog says "RUF! RUF!"
"Scooter, who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
The dog says "RUF! RUF!"
The bartender throws them out. They're sitting on the curb outside the bar, the dog looks at the guy and says... "Hey, uh... you think I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
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