So, I was walking through the woods the other day, when I found a huge pile of gold coins.
But before I could grab any, a spirit appeared and said, "Be warned! This treasure is cursed. If you take all these coins, you'll turn into a dog!"
"So," I asked, "What if I just take *some* of the treasure?"
"Well, then I guess you'll just turn partially into a dog," said the spirit.
I had to think about it for a while. I mean, I really needed the money, but that curse, it gave me pause.
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