Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Dog Jokes
Mom had kidney stones.
The expecting mother had a kidney stone during ...
When you're enjoying your Chow mein..
..but you miss your dog.
Soviet-era jokes go here
A dog is sitting at the Poland/Czechslovakia bo...
What do you call...
a dog with no back legs and steel testicles.......
I have a pet dog who can speak.
Today I walked in to my house, and he was right...
when I was a kid, our family was very poor....
I remember when my dad was cutting onions and o...
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
...right where you put it.
Dog Ma
Two men are walking down the street when they s...
A man phones the customer service of a beer company.
A man phones the customer service of a beer com...
A child gets on a bus
So a child of seven jumps on a bus. The driver,...
I own the world only talking dog...
but he only talks about outer layers of trees.
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are running from the cops...
when the ladies duck into the proverbial farmho...
Updog (terrible joke I posted in dadjokes)
Dad: (sniffs) it smells like updog in here.
S...
A man asks his dog, "Can you speak English?"
The dog replies, "¡Por supuesto que puedo hombr...
A cowboy is riding his horse in the desert...
next to them his dog is running along. Suddenly...
If Mr.Bean is planning for making a new episode, here's the script
A man looks out the window into his back yard a...
I went to the zoo the other day...
It was just a really bad zoo overall, just a ru...
I shot the dog...
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down ...
I have a dog named Hot-Dog.
Isn't funny? hahahaha....
A blind man goes to optician
for a check up. The optician takes his guide do...
Went to my friend's house for a night of drinking...
...crashed on the couch. I was awoken in the mi...
I bought a new car recently.
I got it for a great deal. Oscar Mayer Weiner w...
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?
A person who stays up all night wondering wheth...
What does Monica Lewinsky say to call her dog over?
"Come, spot!"