What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?
A person who stays up all night wondering wheth...
Dog Jokes
A blind man walks into a bar
A blind man walks into a bar, lead by his seein...
A guy walks into a bar with his dog...
A man walks into a bar with a small dog under h...
A blind man with a dog...
A blind man with a dog said, "One day I'll see ...
Vet Bill
A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. ...
What do you call a Korean bulldog?
A bul-dog-gi
I was out walking my dog
when another man with a dog approached me, pick...
A blind man
A blind man walks into a store with his service...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Well it don't matter i ain't coming anyway!
Helen Keller joke thread anyone?
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
You...
A good 'ole story from my algebra II teacher Mr. Locke (or as some call him MLocke)
This will be entirely from the point of view of...
What do you call a dog that is a magician?
What do you call a dog that is a magician?
A L...
A good name for a dog would be syndrome.
Because then you could say down, syndrome.
-...
A pregnant woman was robbed and shot
One night while out buying groceries, a pregnan...
The only joke I can ever remember.
There's a mental hospital and every weekend the...
Why did the cowboy want to buy a wiener dog
So he could 'get a long little doggy'
Credit-...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Nothing, because he could never come.
Cold water
A city boy was spending the summer with his gra...
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor...
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and say...
I was in an interview today...
And the interviewer asked me "What kind of anim...
My grandfather's favorite joke.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right whe...
They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks...
Well my wife's 70, with a face like the back of...
A few Helen Keller jokes. Feel free to add your own!
1. "Did you know Helen Keller had a really fanc...
Difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road?
The dog had skid marks in front of it.
I went to the zoo the other day
There was only a single animal, it was a dog. I...