A pregnant woman was robbed and shot

One night while out buying groceries, a pregnant woman was robbed and shot three times. She managed to survive, but the doctors were unable to remove the bullets from her body. Even with the trauma her body sustained, she was still able to deliver a healthy set of triplets a few months later, two girls and a boy. The years went by and there was never any indication that the children were harmed by the attack, so she was eventually able to move past the whole ordeal, never telling them about the incident.

One day, one of her daughters ran up to her with fear in her eyes. “Mommy! Mommy! I just went to the bathroom and peed out a bullet!”

The mother coddled her daughter and finally told the story of how she was robbed and shot while pregnant but the bullets remained inside her. She told her it was due to that fact that she had passed the bullet. The daughter nodded, felt at ease knowing everything would be fine, and went on with her day.

A few days later, her second daughter ran up to her “Mommy! Mommy! I was just in the bathroom and I peed out a bullet!”

The mother took her daughter into her arms and told the same story that she had told the other daughter a few days earlier. After a few minutes of fear, the daughter calmed down and they were both able to move forward with their day.

A few days later, her last triplet, the son, came running up to her with tears in his eyes.
“Oh sweetie”, the mother said, knowing that her son must have been in pain, “Did you just pee out a bullet?”

“No!” her son cried “I was jerking off and I shot the dog!”