A city boy was spending the summer with his grandfather on a farm.
The first night, the food was good but the plate looks a bit dirty.
The boy asks his grandfather about it and he says "That's as clean as cold water can get them."
The next night, the plates are even more gross but all the grandfather will say is "That's as clean as cold water will get em"
The following day, the boy see's a dog licking dirty plates. The grandfather said "I see you met our dog, Cold Water"
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