What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?
An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!
Dog Jokes
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head escaped prison.
Three women managed to escape from prison. The...
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheistic insomniac?
He lays awake at night wondering if there reall...
Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates...
...they'll kill your dog.
Seeing Eye Dog lol
A blind man walks in to a department store with...
The Man and the Shaggy Dog
Once upon a time, a man decided to climb a moun...
Dog walks into a telegraph office...
Clerk says, "What's your message?"
Dog says, "...
He Tries To Give A Little Girl Some Advice. But Didn’t Expect This Reply.
One afternoon, firefighter Rick was working on...
A blind man walks into a grocery store....
He comes through the doors swinging a dog in ci...
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
She lay awake all night wondering if there was ...
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
You would to if ur name was arrghhvjvjvkkrhvy
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was *ahruaergtw*
What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?
You take him for a drag.
An overweight woman decided to start walking her dog to get exercise...
She stopped after realizing the effort it took ...
A blind man decided to kill himself...
Q: When the blind man decided to kill himself b...
Boy dog
Boy dog: "how do you like it bitch?"
Girl dog:...
Three loonies
There were three loonies in an asylum. Their do...
What has four legs but isn't alive?
A Dead Dog
My favorite Newfie joke
I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
There w...
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where ever you left him!
Our dog is named lucky
he often escapes, so we'll be up all night to g...
What did one dog say to the other when he wanted a marker?
"Pass the Shar Pei, please."
Why did the blind man walk into a wall?
Somebody shot his dog