Before jumping out of the plane, they decide to toss a lucky item out the door, to ensure a safe landing. The American tosses his lucky Silver Dollar and then jumps out. The Englishman tosses his lucky Sterling Silver coin and then jumps. The Terrorist drops his lucky grenade and then jumps.
The American lands first. Upon landing he sees a little boy crying hysterically. "Why are you crying little boy?" He asks.
"A Silver Dollar came down from the sky and killed my dog"
The American, guilty, sneaks away from the situation.
The Englishman lands next. He sees a little girl crying hysterically. "Why are you crying little girl" He asks
"A Sterling Pound coin fell from the sky and struck and killed my little cat"
The Englishman, also knowing he was guilty, sneaks away.
The Terrorist lands last. Upon landing, he sees a little boy laughing hysterically.
"Little boy, what is so funny? Why can't you stop laughing?" He curiously asks
Controlling his laughter, he responds:
"Well sir, my little brother farted and the living room exploded!!!"
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